• A WORD OF ADVICE TO
    THE DETROIT LIONS

    IT’S A BAD IDEA TO
    DISRESPECT MEGATRON

    Apparently, Calvin Johnson is not happy
    with how things ended in Detroit. I bet
    the Lions totally disrespected him & made
    Megatron give back some of his signing bonus.

THE W’S MADE THE SPURS LOOK LIKE A FIRST ROUND OPPONENT  

The Warriors are so good that they even silenced the brilliance of Gregg Popovich. The quote of the nite goes to Manu Ginobili who said: “It’s like going to war with a bat.” To be fair to the Spurs losing Kawhi Leonard changed the length of the series. While it’s unlikely they could have won the West with Kawhi, they would have at least forced a game 5.

The W’s are now 12-0 in the playoffs and wait for LBJ and his band of Cavs.

REPORTERS WHO
THINK THE CELTICS
ARE BETTER
WITHOUT ISAIAH
THOMAS JR…

need to be checked
for CTE.

THE NEARLY
UNACHIEVABLE
TASK OF
PURSUING RICKY 

Billy Hamilton has 23 stolen bases in
43 games which means he’s on pace
to steal nearly 100 bases this year.
Now actually hunting down Ricky
Henderson’s single season record
of 130 stolen bases looks to be an
unachievable task unless he gets
on base significantly more. 

AND THAT’S WHY WE PLAY
THE GAMES

 

CELTICS SHOW A TON OF
HEART IN UPSET OVER CAVS

 

After two huge blowouts at home, only the
Celtics coaching staff and players actual
believed they could win game 3.

Clearly, Brad Stevens outcoached LeBron
and the rest of the 
Cleveland staff in this one.

 

THE FUTURE “INTERCEPTION”
OF THE CLEVELAND BROWNS

PREDICTING DESHONE KIZERS
FUTURE WITH THE BROWNS IS
EASY

We certainly hope the kid makes it in the NFL,
but by simply being drafted by Kevin Costners
draft room means he will have an uphill battle.
Plus, he didn’t really play well in college, so
he has that not going for him.

 

THE CONFUSING TRUTH
ABOUT BLAKE BORTLES

HE LOOKS LIKE A STARTER,
ACTS LIKE A STARTER…

… but plays like he is 1 interception away from
selling used cars. Bortles appears to have all
the tools – but for some reason, he struggles
to get it done. Bortles will either make the
pro-bowl in 2017 or will be offering customers
factory to dealer incentives. 

THE KING IS CLEARLY THE
BEST PLAYER IN THE
WORLD


LBJ should win the MVP this
year, but won’t because of
some strange unwritten rule
that prevents aging superstars
from bringing home the trophy 

HEY LEBRON,

TOMMY BRADY SCORED
An ASTON MARTIN DEAL

the question is does LEBRON
really fit in a KIA? 

READY FOR
SHOWTIME?

 

PROBABLY NOT!

the Lakers should
still draft him and
trade for Paul
George… 

THE MASS DESTRUCTION
OF THE CELTICS

the Cavs should not have to play
game 3 and 4 of this series. 

THE WARRIORS
ARE SO GOOD
THEY MIKE
BROWN LOOK 

like a genius.

PEOPLE WHO STILL
THINK HARDEN
SHOULD BE MVP

have to admit that they
live in Houston!