KYRIE REFUSES TO
GO QUIETLY INTO
PAY CARR WHAT
TO STAY A RAIDER!
7 STRAIGHT TRIPS TO THE
NBA FINALS IS EQUAL TO
WINNING THE LOTTERY
7 TIMES IN 7 CONSECUTIVE
LeBron clearly the best player in the world.
IT’S OFFICIALLY TIME TO SAY
GOODBYE TO OLD SPURS
MANU SHOULD RETIRE…
…or take a backup role a contender.
THANK YOU JOHN WALL
FOR MAKING THE PLAYOFFS
AT LEAST YOU SHOWED UP FOR…
…most of the games. Despite not making the conference
finals – this was a step in the right direction for the Wizards
HOW’S RETIREMENT PHIL?
BLAME IT ON PHIL WHO CONTINUES…
…to collect a paycheck despite the horrific job he has
done alienating his players and fans. Just think about
how easy it should be to get free agents to play in NYC,
and now consider the fact that most free agents would
rather go to Oklahoma City. Phil Jackson is a great
coach but has no business being a GM.
BRON BRON SCORES
SOME HELP FOR HIS
KYRIE CHIPS IN WITH 42.
LBJ closes in on his 7th consecutive
THE W’S MADE THE SPURS LOOK LIKE A FIRST ROUND OPPONENT
The Warriors are so good that they even silenced the brilliance of Gregg Popovich. The quote of the nite goes to Manu Ginobili who said: “It’s like going to war with a bat.” To be fair to the Spurs losing Kawhi Leonard changed the length of the series. While it’s unlikely they could have won the West with Kawhi, they would have at least forced a game 5.
The W’s are now 12-0 in the playoffs and wait for LBJ and his band of Cavs.
THINK THE CELTICS
need to be checked
THE NEW DON KING
Love him, or hate him, one thing is for sure…he knows how to promote his sons. Lavar may have cost his sons millions in shoe contracts, but you have to kind of respect him for wanting to build his own brand.
POPOVICH MUST BE WONDERING…
…where in the world is Tim Duncan and I can get him to lace them up for one more game.
A WORD OF ADVICE TO
THE DETROIT LIONS
IT’S A BAD IDEA TO
Apparently, Calvin Johnson is not happy
with how things ended in Detroit. I bet
the Lions totally disrespected him & made
Megatron give back some of his signing
AND THAT’S WHY WE PLAY
CELTICS SHOW A TON OF
HEART IN UPSET OVER CAVS
After two huge blowouts at home, only the
Celtics coaching staff and players actual
believed they could win game 3.
Clearly, Brad Stevens outcoached LeBron
and the rest of the Cleveland staff in this one.
THE FUTURE “INTERCEPTION”
OF THE CLEVELAND BROWNS
PREDICTING DESHONE KIZERS
FUTURE WITH THE BROWNS IS
We certainly hope the kid makes it in the NFL,
but by simply being drafted by Kevin Costners
draft room means he will have an uphill battle.
Plus, he didn’t really play well in college, so
he has that not going for him.
THE CONFUSING TRUTH
ABOUT BLAKE BORTLES
HE LOOKS LIKE A STARTER,
ACTS LIKE A STARTER…
… but plays like he is 1 interception away from
selling used cars. Bortles appears to have all
the tools – but for some reason, he struggles
to get it done. Bortles will either make the
pro-bowl in 2017 or will be offering customers
factory to dealer incentives.
THE KING IS CLEARLY THE
BEST PLAYER IN THE
LBJ should win the MVP this
year, but won’t because of
some strange unwritten rule
that prevents aging superstars
from bringing home the trophy
TOMMY BRADY SCORED
An ASTON MARTIN DEAL
the question is does LEBRON
really fit in a KIA?
the Lakers should
still draft him and
trade for Paul
THE MASS DESTRUCTION
OF THE CELTICS
the Cavs should not have to play
game 3 and 4 of this series.
ARE SO GOOD
like a genius.
PEOPLE WHO STILL
SHOULD BE MVP
have to admit that they
live in Houston!
Billy Hamilton has 23 stolen bases in
43 games which means he’s on pace
to steal nearly 100 bases this year.
Now actually hunting down Ricky
Henderson’s single season record
of 130 stolen bases looks to be an
unachievable task unless he gets
on base significantly more.
THE NFL TELLS
JOSH HE IS NOT
COME OUT OF
He can reapply
in 3 months